DoS jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac