DoS jokes
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Memes
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
What would you do if you were killed?
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.