DoS jokes
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Memes
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!