DoS jokes
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Memes
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.