DoS jokes
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Memes
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)