DoS jokes
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Hi, how are you doing today?
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Memes
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.