What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
DoS Jokes
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
