DoS jokes
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Hi, how are you doing today?
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!