DoS jokes
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Memes
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...