DoS jokes
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
Memes
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.