DoS jokes
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
When do cows moo? Moosday.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Memes
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?