Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
DoS Jokes
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
