DoS jokes
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Memes
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.