DoS jokes
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Memes
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.