DoS jokes
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Memes
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.