DoS jokes
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
Memes
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.