What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
