DoS jokes
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Memes
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.