DoS jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Memes
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.