DoS jokes
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Memes
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.