DoS jokes
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Memes
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill