DoS jokes
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Memes
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.