Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
DoS Jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
