How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
DoS Jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
