DoS jokes
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Memes
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Hi, how are you doing today?
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂