DoS jokes
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Memes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.