DoS jokes
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Memes
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Why do orphans want to be criminals?