How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
DoS Jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
