DoS jokes
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Memes
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.