DoS jokes
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Memes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.