DoS jokes
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Memes
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
When do cows moo? Moosday.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.