DoS jokes
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Memes
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.