DoS jokes
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Memes
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.