What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
DoS Jokes
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Hi, how are you doing today?
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
