DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Memes
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.