What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
DoS Jokes
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
