DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Memes
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.