DoS jokes
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Memes
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
What do you call Aston?
Asston.