DoS jokes
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Memes
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.