Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
DoS Jokes
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
