DoS jokes
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Memes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.