DoS jokes
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Memes
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.