DoS jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Memes
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
What would you do if you were killed?
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.