DoS jokes
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Memes
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.