Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
DoS Jokes
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
