DoS jokes
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Memes
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.