DoS jokes
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Memes
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.