DoS jokes
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Memes
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.