Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
DoS Jokes
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
