DoS

DoS jokes

Pilot

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

Comedian

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Magic

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

Memes

Pencil

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

Orphan

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphan

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can’t see their parents.

Orphan

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their family.

Orphan

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.