DoS jokes
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Memes
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.