DoS jokes
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Memes
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?