What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
DoS Jokes
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
