DoS jokes
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Memes
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why canβt an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Itβs like Sonic always says, βIf youβre ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?β
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.