DoS jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
What would you do if you were killed?
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.