DoS jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Memes
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?