Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
DoS Jokes
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
