DoS jokes
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
Memes
Face revel cuz everyone is doing it
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.