DoS jokes
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Memes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.