If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
DoS Jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
