DoS jokes
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Memes
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.