DoS jokes
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
Memes
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?