DoS jokes
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Memes
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.