DoS jokes
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Memes
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.