DoS jokes
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
Memes
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!