What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
