What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
DoS Jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
