DoS jokes
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Memes
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”