DoS jokes
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Memes
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.