"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
DoS Jokes
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
