DoS jokes

What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!

Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"

Girl: I like girls.

Dad: Ok?

Girl 2: I like girls too.

Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!

Boy: I do.

What do cheetahs say?

"Cheese-ah!"

What do you call onions and beans?

Tear gas.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀

Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

What do rapists like to suck?

The life out of their victim.

Why do people laugh at mountains?

Because they're HILLarious!

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

What do you call a pig?

Pig.

How do you punish a blind kid?

Move to a new house.

What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?

Vegetable soup.

Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?

Because they hate their lives and want to die.

How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.

How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.

How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?

By the rings around it.

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.