DoS jokes
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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Memes
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.