DoS jokes
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Memes
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!