No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
DoS Jokes
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
A father and his young son go to a restaurant and to keep him occupied, he gives the boy three pennies to play with. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and his face starts turning blue! The father realizes the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts slapping him on the back.
The boy coughs up two of the pennies, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, panicking, the father starts shouting for help.
A well dressed, serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a nearby table reading from her laptop and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last penny, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word, but keeps the penny.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?”
“No,” the woman replied. “I’m with the Internal Revenue Service.”
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
