DoS jokes
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Memes
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."