DoS jokes
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Memes
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.