DoS jokes
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Memes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!