DoS jokes
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Memes
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜