DoS jokes
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Memes
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Best way to do it.
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