DoS jokes
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Memes
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3