What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
DoS Jokes
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
