DoS jokes
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Memes
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.