What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
DoS Jokes
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
