DoS jokes
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Memes
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."