DoS jokes
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Memes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.