DoS jokes
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!