DoS jokes
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Memes
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"