DoS jokes
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! π
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Memes
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why do the French eat snails?
They donβt like fast food!
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!