DoS jokes
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Memes
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!