DoS jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Memes
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.