DoS jokes
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
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Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Memes
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.