DoS jokes
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Memes
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"