What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
DoS Jokes
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
