DoS jokes
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Memes
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO