DoS jokes
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Memes
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"