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DoS Jokes
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
