DoS jokes
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Memes
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."