DoS jokes
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Memes
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.