DoS jokes
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Memes
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.