DoS jokes
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Memes
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.