What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
DoS Jokes
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
