DoS jokes
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Memes
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.