DoS jokes
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Memes
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.