What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
DoS Jokes
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
