DoS jokes
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Memes
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.