DoS jokes
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Memes
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.