DoS jokes

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!

How do you find a redneck virgin?

Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.

What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

If you have sex and your African parents find out,

“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?

"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."

What do you call a swearing piece of shit?

Cus-turd.

What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.

What do you call a bitch?

You call it a female dog.

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

You poke it on.

Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.

What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.

Question: Do you know who Candis is?

Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?

How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's.

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.