What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
