DoS jokes
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Do not like, dislike, or comment on this joke.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Memes
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.