What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
DoS Jokes
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
