What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
DoS Jokes
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
