DoS jokes
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"