DoS jokes
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Memes
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......