What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
DoS Jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... itβs infinity, right?
Me: No, itβs a waste of time.
Girlfriend: Iβm breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
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(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a Barbie doll thatβs wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. π·
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
