What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
DoS Jokes
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
