DoS jokes

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Robetoe.

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

I love balls, bro. So do you.

What do you call a dead hooker?

It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.

Why can't orphans have sex?

They do not have anyone to call "daddy."

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi.

So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!

Do you want to go to the pool?

Yes? Well, water you waiting for?

How do you make a plumber cry?

Break his pipes...

What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?

A griffin.

What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?

A dirty whiteboard.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?

Me: Yeh, of course.

My Bff: Ok which one?

Me: You know... the black one.

Me: Like my soul...

My Bff: Jeez you ok?

What do you call a stupid male Indian?

"Anshu-man."

What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?

Overcharge himself.

So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.

And I asked him what he is doing.

Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.

Me: Erm... Are you a simp?

Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.

KG: You have it?

Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?

KG: Sure!

KG then went to her room.

Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-

KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.

KG: Have fun playing with them!

Guy: WHAT THE FU-