DoS jokes
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Memes
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.