DoS jokes
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Memes
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911