DoS jokes
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Memes
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)