DoS jokes
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What do tomatoes ๐ do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Memes
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I donโt have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you shouldโve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out ๐๐๐๐๐ฑ
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.