DoS jokes
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
Memes
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"