DoS jokes
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Should I do a face reveal?
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. š¤š¤”
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Memes
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You canāt do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a PokƩmon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piƱata.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.