DoS Jokes

What do you call a blonde?

A piss-head.

How do you make a dead baby float?

Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!

What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?

An eagle-lastic band!

What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?

A one giant.

What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.

A black and white image shows a laptop on a desk with an open folder next to it. The laptop displays the question, "Do you recognize the contents of the folder?" with two buttons below labeled "YES" and "NO". The open folder displays a creepy troll face.

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.

What do you call a gay French man?

A faguette!

Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?

Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

Iran: So?

Japan: Twice!

What do you call a lying Mexican?

Pinocchico.

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I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

How do you make a baby cry?

You punch it in the face.

What do Indian hip hop artists eat?

Rice rice baby.

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!