If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
DoS Jokes
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.