DoS jokes
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Memes
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.