Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
