What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
DoS Jokes
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Should I do a face reveal?
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
