DoS jokes
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Memes
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. πππ
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
Itβs not hard.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.