What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
DoS Jokes
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
