DoS jokes
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Memes
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.