DoS jokes
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Memes
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.