DoS jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
Memes
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.